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dimanche le 12 octobre 2008
Everything seems quiet. You gasp at the title of this blog. Where is the WotD? You wonder silently. Be patient, my reader. All will be told soon enough.
Before we find the missing WotD, we must first highlight the owner of this blog's (we shall refer to her as the 'Owner') day. She has had a relaxing one...perhaps too relaxed. As she sits here writing this blog, she can't help think that she should've had some sort of excitement in her day. It has been a day of homework and games...but mostly games.
The Owner spent the day lazily playing on her Wii, uncaring about her procastination. The clock is ticking...and what has she accomplished for her academic life? Absolutely nothing. The Owner has yet to care about that either.
You yawn. This blog is getting worse by the moment and you can't believe that you have wasted that much time on the first few paragraphs. You can't believe that you wasted 2 minutes of your life on a story of a girl playing Wii. Well, you have. So you might as well take another yawn and continue reading this.
Because the Owner promised in her previous blog to make this blog exciting, there may be some fictional writing up ahead. Beware, my reader and watch out.
So the Owner is sitting quietly typing out her blog, her MSN open with no one chatting to her. She is feeling alone because she is upstairs and her brother is downstairs. The only sound comes from the music booming out of her computer's speakers. The Owner gasps all of a sudden. She has realized something: she forgot her Applied Skills binder at school. Sighing, she continues the blog as if nothing was amiss.
She has a lot of homework to do so she should probably finish writing this blog quickly. Science, English, and Social Studies to worry about. She really doesn't have the time to waste around on this blog thing. The Owner is wondering now...is the reader still awake? She decides on the more negative answer: no.
The Owner, feeling more alone without a reader, hears a noise. A gentle tapping against her window. She looks out and sees nothing out of the ordinary. She returns and types that in. Then the noise is back. This time as she looks ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodjaos i^z8eutgj nbv.
The Owner apologizes for the messed up writing above. She saw something most frightening and cannot reveal what she saw for the protection of any readers who might read this in the future.
The Owner, always quick to change the subject, will now reveal the word of the day: Cookie. She senses a blank look from the reader. "Don't worry," she says out loud to no one in particular. The WotD is not completely random. It's only 99% random because the only reason she thought of it is because she wants to eat a cookie. Reader, you should go get one too =]
And so the story ends. The next blog will be written in the regular format, so be unafraid, my reader.
Vanessa
Everything seems quiet. You gasp at the title of this blog. Where is the WotD? You wonder silently. Be patient, my reader. All will be told soon enough.
Before we find the missing WotD, we must first highlight the owner of this blog's (we shall refer to her as the 'Owner') day. She has had a relaxing one...perhaps too relaxed. As she sits here writing this blog, she can't help think that she should've had some sort of excitement in her day. It has been a day of homework and games...but mostly games.
The Owner spent the day lazily playing on her Wii, uncaring about her procastination. The clock is ticking...and what has she accomplished for her academic life? Absolutely nothing. The Owner has yet to care about that either.
You yawn. This blog is getting worse by the moment and you can't believe that you have wasted that much time on the first few paragraphs. You can't believe that you wasted 2 minutes of your life on a story of a girl playing Wii. Well, you have. So you might as well take another yawn and continue reading this.
Because the Owner promised in her previous blog to make this blog exciting, there may be some fictional writing up ahead. Beware, my reader and watch out.
So the Owner is sitting quietly typing out her blog, her MSN open with no one chatting to her. She is feeling alone because she is upstairs and her brother is downstairs. The only sound comes from the music booming out of her computer's speakers. The Owner gasps all of a sudden. She has realized something: she forgot her Applied Skills binder at school. Sighing, she continues the blog as if nothing was amiss.
She has a lot of homework to do so she should probably finish writing this blog quickly. Science, English, and Social Studies to worry about. She really doesn't have the time to waste around on this blog thing. The Owner is wondering now...is the reader still awake? She decides on the more negative answer: no.
The Owner, feeling more alone without a reader, hears a noise. A gentle tapping against her window. She looks out and sees nothing out of the ordinary. She returns and types that in. Then the noise is back. This time as she looks ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodjaos i^z8eutgj nbv.
The Owner apologizes for the messed up writing above. She saw something most frightening and cannot reveal what she saw for the protection of any readers who might read this in the future.
The Owner, always quick to change the subject, will now reveal the word of the day: Cookie. She senses a blank look from the reader. "Don't worry," she says out loud to no one in particular. The WotD is not completely random. It's only 99% random because the only reason she thought of it is because she wants to eat a cookie. Reader, you should go get one too =]
And so the story ends. The next blog will be written in the regular format, so be unafraid, my reader.
Vanessa
1 comment:
u r totally queer vanessa...or should i say BLUESANDER!
---Sean (just to let u no...in the future, i will be called Tasimer Symaster Gamester Polester Matheber Lytheger =])
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